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Hickeys can be delightful but also embarrassing when you have to live with it for a few days. Below are twenty-three excuses for hickeys to say to anyone, which will really get them out of your business for good. Getting that size of burn can occur from a limited of sources, which is why a brilliant example is a curling iron. An insect bite fits nicely into the category of what might make your skin turn red without having too much information about what insect bit you.


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Get yourself created by reading these Hickey excuses and be prepared for the next time you get that passionate mark. Try it!

20 fantastic alternative explanations for your hickey

Not impossible so that would be a cool excuse. But first, make sure that your hickeys kiss mark looks like an allergic reaction. That your parents are going to ask about that hickey on your neck? Refusal, rejection, refusal.

16 believable excuses for hickey to use in awkward moments

The first excuse could be something related to an insect bite. If the person who is asking you about the hickey is not special, then you can clearly say them not to interfere in your sex life.

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It was so hard that it left bruises which looks exactly like the hickey. Tell them you were passing by the road and some idiot attacked you.

10 new excuses for when someone asks you about that hickey

My brother is playing football at home and he hits me with it. Come up with something like you were playing an impromptu game of basketball or volleyball between friends, when suddenly, in your haste to attack the ball, you caught a vicious blow. Hickeys are difficult to hide and if they are at somewhere to be seen. After all, many unique insects have the potency to deliver a broad range of different looking bites. You can even tell them that you are making people aware of a rising virus.

23 good excuses for hickeys

Credit NowayGirl. Do you use a curling iron? The same kind of storyline, different habitat. Of course, you would have to try and bruise the neck area with the Hickey as to introduce different colors to assist your story. Get her believe she is viewing issues, indeed only persuade her she wants an eye-test!

Does it look like hickeys? However, this will not hide the fact that you have got a hickey.

10 new excuses for when someone asks you about that hickey

Feel free to subscribe here to receive free regular post updates in your inbox! Most people are going to be unfamiliar with the large variety of various insect bites. Next, you could try the old athletic excuse. Nobody is going to think that the mark on your neck is cute or adorable in fact they will make you feel real embarrassed, and then you are in TROUBLE! By picking up this excuse, you will be saying; I was at the club last night, and they had those cool stamps looks like a hickey, and my friend tried it on my neck.

You are working on a new Twilight type of book and that dark spot in your neck is a marketing tactic.

20 creative hickey excuses that work!

These are the real thing, you can ask anyone who has done too many wine shots. It can be the best excuse for you to say that you gave yourself a fake hickey. You were in a line at the bar, and someone just hit you in the neck, and you got that bruise on your neck. If someone asks you about your that you can just say that you were getting bored, so planned to make your friends stupid by saying that you got a hickey although it was just a fake one, I gave it to myself by nipping my neck.

You surely have to check your eyesight. She is along with her boyfriend for three years today and offers each other a love-bite, and they have made a decision just to take another phase within their relationship.

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It happens to run in the family; your grandma used to have the same thing in the same spot. Well, you are at the right place because here we have some cool Hickey Excuses for you so that you can hide it from people who are surely going to ask if this is a Hickey.

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It also helps if you can claim that you just returned from a trip somewhere exotic where you could run into plenty of different insects, perhaps a place like the Amazon rainforest. Everybody practically knows how paintball works.

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Just say it. Hope you will be able to hide it.

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No comments yet Leave Comments Cancel reply. This one works pretty well! Just say you happen to get shot in the neck with a magenta paintball, and now your skin is stained for a couple of days. That is going to help you a lot in hiding your hickey from annoying people who are interfering too much in your personal life.

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You know, for his or her great love and what not as emblematic. It will be the best one. Saying that you recently use a new body spray or any lotion, and you got this allergic reaction from it will be of great help.

23 good excuses for hickeys

You can wear high necks or scarf to protect it or use makeup on it. It can be quite vicious in some circles with overly competitive folks.

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Luckily, physicians recommend circling your spider bite with a pen to track its growth rate, you can try circling your hickey with a pen and coming up with your spider bite story that will sting all those who listen. It was a natural infection but your neck that is bad your poor neck eventually battered and bruised as well. Maybe you have some more creative excuses so let us know in the comment section, and we will add them to the list.

What’s a good excuse for a hickey?

Road Attacker Alert! There happens to be a new nightclub in town. Darn germs. If you are the aquatic type, you can convert the insect bite story to a stung by a jellyfish while swimming in the ocean scenario.

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Hickey is a mark of your love and affection.


You can also freeze a spoon and use the back portion of it to press on the bruise.


Hickeys can be delightful but also embarrassing when you have to live with it for a few days.


Someone punched me… in the neck.