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  • Age:
  • 38
  • What is my ethnicity:
  • Bolivian
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  • I prefer male
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  • I’ve got huge gray-blue eyes but I use colored contact lenses
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  • Female
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  • Whisky

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Somewhere in the middle of all that it hit me. Kid logic being what it is and knowing I was NOT going to wear a stranger's underwear, I changed all but my knickers, telling the nurse, "Those didn't get wet. Was I nervous? Even to this day. I wake up at 3AM knowing no one can ever find out about this. When I was younger — my sister and I were shopping with my mom at Macy's.

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During my junior year of high school, I was on a school bus on the way to a marching band competition. When I was in kindergarten we had art class in the art room. My husband came in to check on me and upon hearing what had happened grabbed a newspaper, rolled it up, and threatened to swat my nose for peeing on the floor. Needless to say the urge to pee hit me hard and it got to the point of extremely painful cramps. It was at this point that she decided to prove herself.

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I was excitedly chosen by the art teacher to be the subject, so I donned overalls, a large hat, and rubber boots and climbed on top of the platform for my classmates to draw me. Was I excited? Mortified, I ran to the school nurse. My brother said, "Simon says pee your pants," and I was laughing because it was a silly thing and I ended up pissing my stories. I told them that I spilled "water" from the sink all over the floor and they all immediately began getting papers towels to clean up the mess. We went into the dressing room and each wiggled into one leg, then zipped.

Not knowing any other option besides pee my pants, I obtained a water bottle and cut the top off. I've never been in a bathroom so embarrassing. I was mentally exhausted. Under my blanket I began to relieve myself but the water bottle was not even close to being big enough. Especially when you're pissy drunk pun intended and you really need to use the bathroom and there's an endless amount of girls in line. My first time ever in a spray tanning booth — pretty much as soon as I started getting sprayed by the machine, I peed all down my legs. Well, it turns out when you go to basic training, you don't get off the bus and start getting yelled at and doing push-ups.

I bent over to throw up; the force of the puke and the fullness of my bladder caused me to pee all over the floor. On this particular day we were drawing pictures of each other dressed in funny clothes or whatever.

Television Distribution. Well, on a school bus going full speed on the highway, the pee I had just thrown out came right back and splashed all over my friend's and my face. It wasn't until I was actively peeing my pants and kissing at the same time that I was able to say good night and end it. We were so bored because my mom was taking forever.

When I was 10, I used to sleepwalk all the time. One night I woke up and headed to the kitchen, opened up the dishwasherpulled down my pants and took a squat to go pee, and then went straight back to bed. I peed.

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Not only was I super concerned about anyone coming in after me, but also my legs turned out way tan with white streaks running down them from my crotch. I then started crying and all my classmates ran over to ask what was wrong. I commented that I had to pee, but that I didn't want to get out of the pool and dry off to go to the bathroom, so I was just going to hold it. I was in 4th grade and my teacher wouldn't let me go to bathroom during "storytime" so I got up and went to our classroom sink and just pissed on the floor.

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So glorious, in fact, that even though I really had to pee, I didn't want to stop. We had to leave the concert early and he made me ride in the back of his station wagon. So on night three when I had a dream I was in the bathroom standing at the urinal, my body thought I was actually at a urinal.

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It was awesome because she was trying to run away but she couldn't cause she was stuck in the pants with me. I never told them the truth. When I was in the 5th grade I pissed myself at a Fat Boys concert. But I knew what she was doing. Anyway, these were really long days with zero physical activity and a story lot of embarrassing.

Panicked, I pulled the water bottle pee under the blanket it was sloshing everywhere and threw the contents out of the school bus' window. I totally got away with it. I peed on every single one of themyet they kept on crawling through. Then it got to the point that I needed to stop, but didn't know how to break it up. The best part was that as soon as she got up, one of the girls in the hot tub moved and sat directly in the spot where my friend had peed. I knew.

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So I pull off all my sheets and blankets and stay up the rest of the night doing laundry just to avoid the stigma of being the guy who wet the bed in the first three days of boot camp. So she says, " Then go pee in the hot tub. I was with my older brother and his friends and he wouldn't take me to the bathroom. Most people were in the hot tub, but a couple people and I were in the pool. We were making out, and it was glorious. About 30 seconds later, she gets out of the hot tub and comes back over to the pool, smirking the whole time.

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When I was young, I used to dance ballet. I screamed "everybody turn around" and I popped a squat over the urinal and did my thang. My freshman year of college, I had a big crush on a junior. Suddenly there was no choice, I had to puke. I think they were trying to build a good habit. I was at a friend's house with a bunch of friends from high school at the end of one summer before we all went our separate ways to college.

So there I was: Ft. Benning, GA. Army Infantryman. Unable to hold it, I peed all down the overalls until the big rubber boots filled up. I was laughing so hard that I just couldn't control it. Go figure, but at least I won. We looked SO funny.

For some strange reason, I never realized that the "cakes" in port-o-potties were for the urinals. When I was ten I was playing Simon Says with my best friend and my brother. My sister was mortified because she witnessed the whole thing. That's right I golden showered myself via school bus. I peed all over myselfthe jeans, the floor — and best of all, my sister's feet. None of the people who were in that hot tub have any idea to this day. That's no biggie, right, except for some reason I didn't use the stall.

I had a performance where I went center stage and all the other girls had to crawl through my legs.

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So, my sister and I found a pair of huge pants and decided it would be hilarious if we both got into one pant leg. No one will know the difference. Well, one party, I had had enough and I walked into the men's bathroom. One night, he walked me home from his party. As soon as I got to the bathroom I realized I was also on the verge of throwing up.

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I said it. You betcha. I had also been sick with a cold that morning so all I had was a whole lot of apple juice. This is the first time I've told anyone, haha. My friend looks at me and says, "Just pee in the pool.

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We were giggling, but oh gawd, once I looked it the mirror — I lost it. We were right outside of the entrance to my dorm when he finally made his move.

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No, you go through about one or two weeks of in-processing where you are just sitting quietly in lines or on the floor, all while being forced to drink mass amounts of water from your camelback. She got out of the pool, went over to the hot tub, got in, and started making casual conversation with everyone. I unlocked the door and got inside with soaking jeans and a smile on my face.

At the end of my pregnancy with my first child, I started having morning sickness again. I danced offstage acting like nothing happened at all, but the home video shows otherwise.

Universal Pictures. One morning I woke up and, being hugely pregnant, I needed to pee. Peeing is my one reason why I hate being a female. The teacher, not knowing how serious it was, asked me to wait until the class was finished. By some miracle a miracle I call shotshe didn't even see that I had been slowly peeing myself for at least 45 seconds.

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