- I am 41
- My sexual preference:
- I prefer male
- Color of my hair:
- What is my body type:
- My figure features is strong
- I like:
Nice foreshadowing, both here and in Webster's Gore. Great ghost story. Loved it. Great story. I liked the interplay between the characters and the twist at the end. The succubus was
He was, obviously, but not anymore! Put the kids to bed, because this list of the worst things that have ever happened during sex is not for the faint of heart.
7 people share their most horrifying sex stories (nsfw)
First of all, a lot of guys keep garbage in their rooms - real garbage that a garbage man takes away from the curb. A few days later, the same woman came over again and while performing oral sex, she threw up all over the guy.
Eventually, she came over to his place and they decided to try anal sex, despite neither having any experience. Sex is awesome.
A former Redditor told a story about one of their friends who met a girl at a concert. Sometimes, though, sex can go wrong, like, super wrong.
Sexual Defenestration. He didn't realize what was happening at first and finished.
But readers, please be safe. Humiliated Partner Accidentally Kills Cat. Epileptic Woman Has a Seizure.
When the glass broke, they fell out of the window together and died on impact. To be fair, I hadn't had a seizure in years and he didn't know I had epilepsy.
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After vomiting, she ran out of the house in embarrassment, and while pulling out of the driveway she ran over the guy's cat, killing the innocent critter. In a reminder of the dangers of automotive hookups, a boss and his secretary in China were reportedly engaging in car-based fellatio in a park when their vehicle was struck by a van, causing the woman to bite off the man's penis.
I had a seizure.
We guess that's kind of romantic in a really morbid, awful way. What started as a very sexy afternoon ended in tragedy when a couple in the throes of passion on a hot day reportedly decided to make love against a window to keep cool. It didn't work, and there was a mess everywhere you do the math.
In a bizarre twist, this was all caught by a private detective that the man's wife hired to find out if he was cheating. Second, people like to live dangerously.
It's all in the title, but let's let this former Redditor explain it:. They want to put weird things inside of themselves or have sex in moving cars.
You could offer us all the money in the world to say that sex is mediocre and we'd throw it in your face. It's all in the title, but let's let this former Redditor explain it: I was having sex with a new boyfriend for the first time.